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January 15, 2009
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About Me
- Scott Ehlers
- My first commercial shoot was of the World Series trophy. It was delivered to my apartment in a box. Somehow it always looks great on TV, but in a recycled corrugated box it loses it's luster. That was a while ago and I have moved on to other shiny metal objects. On this blog I will refrain from all things reflective.
2 comments:
love your new bio... it's a great read, so you!
Hey there Sweet Cheeks,
Commercial foto-graf-fee? You ain't foolin' nobody, Ehlers! I happen to know for a fact that you were trained as a a man's photographer...a bullet-dodging, ambulance-chasing, celebrity-stalking photojournalist!
And this is how you repay your esteemed community college? By takin' pictures of flowers with soap flakes. And then manipulating said travesty in Photoshop...hackety, hackety, hackety!!!
Ya'll ain't gettin' sensitive on me are ya, Flower-Boy? Where's the emtion, the action, the drama of the common man's plight. Where's the clickety-clickety-clickety?
Now, Pond Hockey, That thar is fine photography. All's that's missin' is the blood. Where's the blood? Regardless, fine pictures (even if everyone still has their teeth). I knew you had it in ya.
I hope my deconstructive criticism of your sissy flower picture pushes you to greater heights of photographic achievement in the realm of photojournalism.
Remember, more clickety, clickety and less hackety, hackety!!!
See ya all later, Sweet Cheeks,
Your finest admirer,
Faithfully,
rOg
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